make me choosearrowing asked: olicity or paul/charlie

July  24   •  1454  •   via   •   source   ( + )

margaeryoftheironthrone:

crusherccme:

found this gem in the 1996 Cornell Women’s Handbook. it’s what to say when a guy tries to get out of using a condom

"yes, but you might catch something from me" omfg

July  24   •  218194  •   via   •   source   ( + )

foxheartx:

OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOH.

July  24   •  287956  •   via   •   source   ( + )

georgeslays:

It’s Prince George’s first birthday today and within a year he has already become better than all of us. Bow down. 

July  24   •  13974  •   via   •   source   ( + )

madelineyo:

pocketspooks:

locksandglasses:

I remember when I thought people in their 20’s were adults. Now all of my friends are in their 20’s and everybody is just kind of fumbling around bumping into each other, trying to figure out where the free food is

image

Excellent gif use

July  24   •  702051  •   via   •   source   ( + )
Doctor Who + references in other television shows
July  23   •  26676  •   via   •   source   ( + )

suspnd:

suspnd:

suspnd:

my best friend just realized 30 minutes before her curfew that she’s an hour away from home in the most dangerous part of the city alone with the buses no longer running so she calls the police to take her home i cant stop laughing

update the cop that came to pick her up is a hot 20 year old guy thats flirting with her and now im not laughing anymore

SHE FUCKING HOOKED UP WITH THE COP

July  23   •  456196  •   via   •   source   ( + )
July  22   •  76  •   via   ( + )

holmesfan:

tin-pan-ali:

area 51 is just the american wizarding school

aliens is a perfect cover story

hOLY SHIT

July  22   •  67600  •   via   •   source   ( + )

pomfette:

sarrzuu:

officialbeyonceknowles:

Stop over jealous and insecure boys 2014 

what the hell is hw even code for 

hand wjobs 

July  22   •  296532  •   via   •   source   ( + )

haleighbaleighbee:

fashioninfographics:

How many times can you wear it between washes?

Via

Huh. I think this is the most important thing I’ve ever reblogged.

July  22   •  91309  •   via   •   source   ( + )

attention skirt-wearers everywhere

badgersforever:

Misogynist slut-shaming dude: Your skirt is really fucking short

Response: I was inspired by the size of your dick

July  22   •  71139  •   via   •   source   ( + )
"I guess"

— I disagree with you but ill let you have this one because I don’t feel like debating anymore with your simple ass (via monitormylife)
July  22   •  115544  •   via   •   source   ( + )
"My only regret is that
I didn’t tell enough people
to fuck off."


— My 92 year old grandma. (via coffeestainedheart)
July  22   •  737114  •   via   •   source   ( + )

g2gfast:

today my little brother (hes six) put a seashell to his ear and told me the ocean said im a nerd

July  22   •  665069  •   via   •   source   ( + )
HW