found this gem in the 1996 Cornell Women’s Handbook. it’s what to say when a guy tries to get out of using a condom
"yes, but you might catch something from me" omfg
It’s Prince George’s first birthday today and within a year he has already become better than all of us. Bow down.
I remember when I thought people in their 20’s were adults. Now all of my friends are in their 20’s and everybody is just kind of fumbling around bumping into each other, trying to figure out where the free food is
Excellent gif use
my best friend just realized 30 minutes before her curfew that she’s an hour away from home in the most dangerous part of the city alone with the buses no longer running so she calls the police to take her home i cant stop laughing
update the cop that came to pick her up is a hot 20 year old guy thats flirting with her and now im not laughing anymore
SHE FUCKING HOOKED UP WITH THE COP
area 51 is just the american wizarding school
aliens is a perfect cover story
Stop over jealous and insecure boys 2014
what the hell is hw even code for
How many times can you wear it between washes?
Huh. I think this is the most important thing I’ve ever reblogged.
Misogynist slut-shaming dude: Your skirt is really fucking short
Response: I was inspired by the size of your dick